Be Very Very Quiet, I’m Hunting Shroom Zombies!

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OMG! I can’t count how many times this really happens and all that crosses my mind is
“HERE’S YOUR SIGN! ”

I only shop once a month for staples and odds and ends at Walmart, and today was that day, since I missed swimming yesterday my legs really swelled up and even bruised today, got to love diabetes. I had to go to the sewing section to get something needed to start my grandsons quilt  (Yes I will post it here when done ) I can’t get to my sewing machine in storage so I will be sewing everything by hand. I haven’t drawn since high school back in the 80s, and with my eyesight fading I’m having trouble with my perspective drawing the animals. I was looking for coloring books of jungle or farm or any other animals besides ninja turtles, but unfortunately children today do not color in books only on walls of buildings.  So, my embroidery will be original also, my son loves that I am so old fashioned to even try to sew instead of just buying a pre-made computer program quilt everyone has. My first grandchild will have something to pass on, I still have my grandmother’s quilts made for me and my brother when we were kids. I raised my son on old fashioned values, we still make our Christmas gifts and just one store bought needed item, he also opens doors, cooks, cleans, and is trained in massage therapy. (I hope my daughter in law knows what a treasure she found and doesn’t take advantage of him )
So, I’m at Walmart, and people are wondering when my baby is due, Hello, I am Fat and unless I’m having twins and carrying one in each butt cheek, I’m not pregnant. I’m over 50, people, those days are long gone, hell even the body parts needed have shriveled up and fallen off the tree of life. What, fat people can’t buy baby onesies to paint on? I’m the grandma, not the momma! I believe that the people who shop at Walmart pick and eat shrooms from the garden center before entering the store, guess I came in the front door and kept my brain cells intact.
BE VERY VERY QUIET, AND RUN FROM THE SHROOM EATING ZOMBIES AT WALMART, get caught and they’ll get you pregnant.

Always Smile, Never let them see your fear!
Don’t give anyone power over you, only you can take charge of your life.

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